My own personal amusement.

survival-ofthe-illest:

To dad I’m like

To mum I’m like

Emotions are like

And youre looking at everything like

And my boyfriends like “aw get better soon” and you’re like 

take you and your penis elsewhere

so Everyones like

And you’re like 

But at least I’ve made another month without impregnating myself

Then when you’re finished youre like 

As if nothing happened

voldemortoutbitches:

Harry visiting Gringotts for the first time. 

YOU’RE GONNA STEAL A DRAGON AND BREAK INTO A VAULT.

Harry meeting Draco

YOU’RE GONNA HUG LORD VOLDEMORT

First time we see Hogwarts

YOU’RE GONNA BURN DOWN

The introduction of Snape

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The first time Ron and Hermione meet

….Hehe.

brithneynicole:

HAHAHAHA, BRB, DYING!

honestliars:

Other girls:

Then there’s me…:

honestliars:

I’m talented in reblogging.